Daddy Newbie



  1. When the baby’s being a bit whiny and I tell him he can’t have his bottle yet.

    It’s like:

    Hot pepper gif

     


  2. When the baby throws his food an impressive distance across the room, at the exact moment my wife walks in.

    I’m like:

    John Oliver gif

     


  3. When there aren’t any tissues readily available, and so I do a quick wipe of the baby’s runny nose with my finger.

    It’s like:

    Ghostbusters gif

     


  4. Whenever the baby gets that first taste of ice cream.

    He’s like:

    Wide eyes gif

     


  5. After a particularly trying day with the baby, when I come home from work and ask my wife what she’d like to do tonight.

    She’s like:

    Community gif

     


  6. When I turn the phone camera on “selfie-mode” and show it to the baby.

    He’s like:

    World Cup gif

     


  7. When the baby finds the bathroom garbage pail on the floor.

    It’s like:

    Garbage truck gif

     


  8. When I’m out for a run with the baby and let go of the jogger for a second to wipe sweat from my face, unbeknownst that it’s at the exact moment that we’ve reached a downward pitch in the road, and the jogger starts to take off faster than my pace.

    I’m like:

    I’ve made a mistake gif

     


  9. When the baby is walking around the house putting things in his bucket, and I notice that he has my wife’s expensive cream in there, and so I take it out to put it back.

    He’s like:

    Silence of the lambs gif

     


  10. After a particularly rough day with the baby, when I come home and my wife asks how my day at work was, and I begin to tell her about some of the more minor headaches I had to deal with.

    She’s like:

    game of thrones gif