Daddy Newbie



  1. When my son keeps running for the door during our library class and begins to throw a tantrum when I tell him it’s not time to leave yet.

    I’m like:

    Walk out gif

     


  2. It’s just me and my son for the day, and he opts to take only twenty minutes worth of nap, when my wife comes home and asks how the day went.

    I’m like:

    Modern Family gif

     


  3. When we get a whiff of something brewing in our son’s diaper and my wife asks me if the baby pooped.

    I’m like:

    The Office gif

     


  4. When my friend says it’s okay to give my son his phone because he gives it to his child all of the time, and within five seconds of holding it, my son throws it to the floor and walks away.

    I’m like:

    Phone gif

     


  5. As my son puts on more weight, I find my back getting thrown out a bit more often now when I carry him around.

    Walking around on the particularly painful days is like:

    Men in Black gif

     


  6. Whenever I clean my son’s high chair of the food lodged in it.

    It’s like:

    Hammering a bus seat gif

     


  7. When I have to wake my son up in the morning.

    He’s like:

    DARPA gif

     


  8. When my son sees me giving another baby attention and becomes jealous.

    He’s like:

    Jealous gif

     


  9. When my son babbles for a straight 30 seconds to my wife and me, and then looks at us awaiting a response.

    I’m like:

    Hot Fuzz gif

     


  10. When a friend is about to have their first child and asks what to expect as a new parent in the first few months.

    I’m like:

    Men in Black gif