Daddy Newbie

  1. When I give the baby the phone to talk to the person on the other line.

    He’s like:

    Chris Farley gif


  2. When the baby takes a few steps and sees our overreaction to this accomplishment.

    He’s like:

    Baby penguin gif


  3. When the baby is done with having his picture taking, and sees us approaching him yet again with the camera.

    He’s like:

    Chihuahua gif


  4. When the baby fusses himself asleep while I’m trying to comfort him.

    It’s like:

    Breaking Bad gif


  5. When the baby’s hungry but I mistake it for boredom, and set up toys in front of him to play with.

    His reaction to my efforts, more or less, goes like:

    Throwing Christmas tree gif


  6. When the baby sneezes on me without warning.

    It’s like:

    Spock gif


  7. When I’ve exhausted all my energy chasing the baby around, and he still wants to play.

    It’s like:

    Cat pulling foot gif


  8. When the baby is having fun taking his Cheerios from the bowl and feeding them to me, and then he switches things up and takes one from his mouth and tries giving it to me.

    I’m like:

    Jonah Hill gif


  9. The baby says “momma” all the time, even when he’s looking at me.

    I’m like:

    Zoolander gif


  10. When the baby is babbling but it’s in a higher range, and he sounds completely different.

    We’re like:

    Always Sunny gif