Daddy Newbie



  1. When we’re at the store and my son hears the overhead music playing and begins to dance.

    I’m like:

    Dancing in supermarket gif

     


  2. When my son’s hand is covered in applesauce and as I’m bringing him over to the sink, he sticks his finger in my ear.

    I’m like:

    The Office gif

     


  3. Gave our son his first bowl of cereal - with a spoon - this past weekend.

    It was like:

    cat and bowl of milk gif

     


  4. Right before dinner and our son is acting fussy, I blurt out “Would a cookie make you happy” right in front of my wife.

    I’m like:

    Avoiding eye contact gif

     


  5. When it’s obvious my son needs his diaper changed.

    It’s because he’s walking like:

    Upright cat

     


  6. When my son sees that I’ve unfolded his flip sofa and put some pillows on it so he can lay down.

    He’s like:

    Jumping fox gif

     


  7. When my son is banging on the bathroom door and I finally open it once I’ve finished.

    It’s like:

    Walking Dead gif

     


  8. Trying to get my sleeping son into his car seat so we can head home and put him to bed.

    It’s like:

    Chipmunk gif

     


  9. When I take a phone call in front of my son and go more than 30 seconds without giving him attention.

    He’s like:

    Wolf of Wall Street gif

     


  10. When my son has decided he’s done with partaking in the “Play Baby Hooray” class at the library, and sees an open door across the room.

    He’s like:

    The Office gif